Real Friends

Well, here is aseries of promises that really speaks to true friendship:

1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revengeagainst the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is chokingyou.
3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about howmuch worse it could be and to quit whining.
6. When you are confused - I will use little words.
7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are wellagain. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

This is my oath...I pledge it till the end, because you are my friend.

Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend willhelp you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel